I wanna be your vacuum cleaner, breathing in your dust. I wanna be your Ford Cortina, I will never rust. If you like your coffee hot, let me be your coffee pot. You call the shots, I wanna be yours. I wanna be your electric meter, I will not run out. I wanna be the electric heater, you’ll get cold without. I wanna be your setting lotion, hold your hair in deep devotion. Deep as the deep Atlantic ocean, that’s how deep is my devotion.
— John Cooper Clarke
Ceremony: St Mary's Church
Venue: The Public, Cammeray
Bride's Dress: Mariana Hardwick
Groom's Suit: MJ Bale
Photographer: James Day